There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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