Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
