Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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