Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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