he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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