Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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