You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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