Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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