it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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