he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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