I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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