what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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