So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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