Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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