My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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