Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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