I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
