i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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