I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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