I've blown a few things in my day
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
this is an emotional support booty call
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