all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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