Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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