he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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