weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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