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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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