pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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