its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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