She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
