dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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