My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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