I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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