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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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