Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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