but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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