Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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