I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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