If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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