the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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