wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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