I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize