Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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