ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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