I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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