She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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