dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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