Buhtt sex?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I lost the right to judge tonight
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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