omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
