Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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