Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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