pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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