why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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