About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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