I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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