hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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