don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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