hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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